I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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