Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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