well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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