After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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