Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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