He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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