Little spoons don't ask big questions
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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