I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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