The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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