At least make sure they are 18
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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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