1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I need to calm my uterus...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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