Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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