Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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