they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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