do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
There r osticjed everywhere
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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