Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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