Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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