her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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