Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
its liver damage thursday
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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