she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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