you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Drake has all the answers
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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