So drunk its hurt
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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