just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I AM VODKA MAN
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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