Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think I sprained my soul last night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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