Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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