You work out of a Hotel?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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