Your tits are I can't wait for
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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