You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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