plz talk dirty to me
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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