I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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