is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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