Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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