what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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