Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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