OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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