apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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