I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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