yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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