Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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