I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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