i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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