she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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