In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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