I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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