i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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