This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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