What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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