hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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