But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There are leaves in my underwear?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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