You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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